Wednesday, March 11, 2009

I got a new computer and got heckled for it.

I know I updated my FB and such today regarding this, but since I am not being paid for the endorsement, I am going to refer to this new computer in a descriptive manner you will read about below. I was gently nudged to start drawing again by a pretty amazing person and have been on a rampage lately.  Not so much as putting things on paper, but more so in my mind. The old version of Illustrator and Photoshop no longer work (as well as I would like) on the Magic Box (its actual name and server ID). It is full of updates and such and to use more than 2 layers, and Im limited in the size of them as well, is a pain.  I wiped the thing clean twice, but hey, its now a back up.  

Anyway, back from my aversion of telling the story, I was heckled at the Mall for carrying a giant white box with a piece of gray fruit on the side.  I was, I am not making this up.  It was while I was riding the escalator to the second floor near the Verizon stand and the pretzel stand.  I parked in that lot (that is amazing to find a spot there as well, but I have a Bat Cave spot people don't think is a spot, but it is.  Thats what working at Sbarro in high school gets you) and a guy who is looking at phones at the Verizon stand said, "Someone thinks he is hot shit."  My reply was simple.  It was not to gloat my purchase, but rather to cause this guy whom I had absolutely no contact with to mull over this for the rest of the day.  I simply got off of the escalator, stopped, faced directly to him, and showed him all four sides of the box. I smiled and walked out the door to my car.  

On my way from Towson to White Marsh to return a pair of shoes, I realized that there is a crap ton of mold in the air and its about allergy time.  My face was divided in half with pain and tightness from my sinuses.  So bad that I went home, still motivated to run, and laid down.  I ended up napping for 2.5 hours.  Im still feeling like crap, but better than before, but my equilibrium is a bit off and makes standing suddenly a lot of fun.

I am building a website.  The domain name is www.whatischrisdoing.com and will be up within the week.  I registered with godaddy.com, so you will see that site until I have it up or part of it up or maybe just a picture of something.  I think Ill do that instead. I am transferring things over from the not so Magic Box which takes FOR-EVVVV-VER, but over time I will get it up so that you may contribute to it as well.  If you want to.

I haven't ranted about anything in a while, but here you go....
Tagging me in Facebook things like a collage of pictures so I will tag you.  If you want to know which stupid picture I would associate you to, ask me.  I will be honest, I will pick the most insulting one, simply because it would be funny.  As convenient as it may be or cute as it is sly, it is a pain in my ass.  I have the application on my phone, which I removed today, and I have email.  I HAVE 34 MESSAGES FROM PEOPLE I DO NOT KNOW COMMENTING ON PHOTOS THAT ARE OF JAPANESE CAT CARTOONS WITH MY NAME ON IT!!!!!!!  I will get you back, and it will not be a flattering photo.  Check my FB page and see which photos I add and PLEASE comment on them like 6 different times referring to something I have absolutely no idea as to what it pertains to.  

Stallingsworth Out.

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