Thursday, December 18, 2008

Hybrid cars and your desire to smell like MEAT.

OK, I think the Hybrid is a great idea, I do. First you have to harvest Mercury, destroy the environment to make the battery, which some has estimated it causes about 80% of the damage of a standard car's average 8 year lifespan to the environment with carbon emissions.

Second, you have vigilantes driving 5 miles slower in the left lane, to prove a point. OK asshole, you drive a Hybrid, we see, now drive the city streets so you get better mileage and we don't burn more gas in abrupt acceleration after having to read your many stupid bumper stickers and causes us to be late for work. If you cant drive the city streets, drive in the right lane.

Kudos to Honda and Ford for making a hybrid look like a car and not the front of a monorail like Toyota choose to do.

Do you like meat? Do you think Axe body spray's scent reminds you of a frat boy who is so misaligned with the world you can only pity him? Then try this new body spray.
http://www.firemeetsdesire.com/
Click on the sprayer for alternate scenes. The King approves.

Stallingsworth

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